When a System 1 World Champion retires, what’s he to do? Create his personal F1 staff? No, that’s too boring. Increase his baby to grow to be a next-generation driver? No, no — too predictable. As a substitute, you can observe Jacques Villeneuve’s path and grow to be a singer-songwriter, releasing your very personal album titled Non-public Paradise.
Second-generation Canadian legend Villeneuve launched Non-public Paradise in 2007, a dual-language acoustic rock album composed of 13 songs, 9 of which have been carried out in French and 4 of which have been carried out in English. It debuted at No. 49 on the Quebec pop charts, promoting simply over a mixed 800 albums in North America — 1 / 4 of which have been offered in Quebec.
Was it successful? No. However was it good? Properly… additionally no. In an article titled “Jacques Villeneuve sings, simply don’t name him an artist,” journalist Alexandra Gill reported that different critics referred to as Non-public Paradise “old style” whereas others mentioned that he lacked vocal vary. Jalopnik icon Stef Schrader was additionally not a fan.
I’d solely heard a sliver of Non-public Paradise, usually within the context of memes making enjoyable of Jacques Villeneuve, however in honor of the revived Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal, I made a decision that it was lastly time. I might placed on my headphones and hearken to all the album from begin to end, rating every track alongside the way in which so that you simply don’t should.
However I realized one thing completely hilarious within the course of: This album simply… doesn’t exist on the Web anymore. It’s gone. The total album was once accessible on YouTube, however you’ll be able to’t discover it there any extra. It was once accessible on Spotify, however once I tried to entry it, I obtained a “this album isn’t accessible in your nation” warning. I obtained that very same warning a number of different instances, irrespective of what number of completely different international locations I attempted to entry by way of my VPN. I couldn’t discover it on another streaming platform. I couldn’t even discover a digital copy to buy.
I spent my weekend attempting to supply a bodily copy inside an inexpensive drive from my mother-in-law’s dwelling up in Canada. Couldn’t do it. This album was so really ridiculous that its very existence is sort of erased from the Earth. And truthfully, that’s type of unhappy. An identical factor occurred to the music of Chloe Stroll, who you may know because the sister of present F1 driver Lance Stroll. That is Canadian erasure.
So, it is a warning to y’all: You probably have a bodily copy of Non-public Paradise in your assortment, maintain on tight. You is perhaps in possession of a uncommon gem.